Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.