It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
Because they've lost their locks.
A captive Cherokee.
Because they have no soles
GINGER.
Prisons are indoors.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.