How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What's a balloon's favorite genre of music?

Pop.

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.