How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors