Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!