Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ?

Allegra is broken !

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!