Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.