Bald Man Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.