Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them