Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle