Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.