Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.