Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.