Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

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How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe