Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.