What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.