What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

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How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.