Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

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Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.