Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.