Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.