What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

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What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

How cheap are iPads now?

More importantly, how expensive are menus

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What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.