Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!