What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.