What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits