What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.