What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!