What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

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What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

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How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie