Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.