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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

What is faster than silver surfer?

Quicksilver Surfer! :D

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**