Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !