What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

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What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin