What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.