What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

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What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.