Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

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What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

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What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

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What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.