The real joke is always in the comments!"
It's two tired.
Benoit B. Mandelbrot
They can't stand a Nickleback!
Oh, you're a redditor?
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
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