What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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Why is Yoda the worst copilot?

Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.