What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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Why is Yoda the worst copilot?

Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.