Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Parabolems?

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He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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An Allahgy

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He gave her a ring.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Did you planet?

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.