What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!