What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?