Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.