What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

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How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.