What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.