Starbuck Jokes

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

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What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

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A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm?

Charlie Brown