What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.