What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.