What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

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What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.