Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..