Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.