Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.