Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference