Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

Previous Random Joke Next

Rate Jokes More Rate Jokes

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.