Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

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What is M. Night Shamalan's favorite game?

Twister.

What is a trailer park's favorite game?

Twister