Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What is a trailer park's favorite game?

Twister

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister