Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

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What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?

Got Ham?

What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

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Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

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Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it