What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.