My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
A gargoyle!
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
Urine trouble
Don't worry, I pull out.
Because they have no attachments.
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second