My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.
His brother holding the VCR.
A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...
Because they have Hollow-Weinies
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
Because they have no attachments.
In a mirror.