Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
He heard the snow-blower was coming.
lay floss over their eyes
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
It was done in A minor.
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
2nd base.
