How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH