How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Disk Drive Jokes More Disk Drive Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.