What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.