What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Motivate Jokes More Motivate Jokes

What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.