Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.