Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

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Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.