Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.