What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

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Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.