Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.