Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.