What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.