What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.