What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.