Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!