Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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Whats 19x17?

36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

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What do you call it when a stripper does charity work?

Pro work

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.