Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

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An essay.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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What secret society do strippers work for?

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No touching!