Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

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How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.