Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.