What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet